May 2013
everything-is-so-worthless:
i am like 49738% sure no one would even notice if i quit tumblr
eyeslikecominghome:
a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”
mattfoundglory:
the only reason i wear all black is so i can absorb the energy from the sun and become the most powerful being on the earth
sir-pyllero:
hankler-fish:
blainestorm:
ckweek:
squidkneee:
phlynn:
summer bloggin
happened to fast
summer bloggin
had me a blast
I met a friend crazy for me
Met a blog, cute as can be
tumblr days, drifted away
but oohh-oh those tumblr nights
TELL ME MORE TELL ME MORE,
LIKE DID YOU GET AN ASK!?
tell me more tell me more
did you reblog that ass
assiest:
why do people have to get ready for bed?
i’m always ready for bed
largebeard:
foodchewer:
*hides good snacks from family members*
australiansanta:
*whispers to laptop* baby u make me lose ctrl
ostracizedpoodle:
I want to put my voice in a bottle and then when someone angers me i throw the bottle at them and it breaks open and releases my screams
[accidentally cares about bands more than education]
ponies-and-politics:
idreaminwords:
Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE OMG
zeram:
maozedung:
homework? decent grades? the bible said adam and eve not adam and achieve
i almost spit everywhere
givemetrills:
today is brought to you by the word : no
How to write an essay:
Step 1: Open Microsoft Word
Step 2: Cry
Step 3: Open Tumblr
how do celebrities just date normal unfamous people like where do they meet and how do they talk like does the normal person just say “hi i’m a huge fan of your music” and they bang or what
how does that work and where do i sign up
grrrlfever:
if ur secretly in love with me u should tell me
not because those feelings might be reciprocated but because its really good for my ego
fuqa:
is it just me or you can tell that someone has tumblr by the way they type
tvgropes:
(◡‿◡✿)
(◡‿◡✿)
(◡‿◡✿)
(⊙︿⊙✿) WAIT I HAD HOMEWORK
pastelbat:
The only dates i get are updates
burgrs:
she wears short skirts I wear the skin of all those who dare defy me
tamaeki:
we should all just spam porn until yahoo leaves
snapchatting:
stop what you’re doing and adore me
pattinsin:
i actually have a fashion taste that is completly different from what i actually wear but i dont have enough confidence to wear what i really want to wear
dogesexual:
do you type differently depending on the person you’re talking to
someone saying that they’ve missed you
or that they appreciate you
or that something reminded them of you
basically someone making you feel that they’ve thought of you and that you being around means something to them
dont yell at me
bananakittywho:
snaku:
dont yell at me
dont yell at me
dont yell at me
dont yell at me
dont
yell
at
me
instead of yelling try not yelling
if you ever yell at me, i promise you i will cry no matter who you are or what i did
me: i need to lose weight
me: gains weight
