• call you names
• tell you weird and personal details about myself
• say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
• type in caps a lot.

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

• talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts 
• share funny photos from my tumblr dash
• actually tell you when i’m upset 
• try to make conversation with you 
• just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
• tell you jokes even if they’re bad 

arfithealpaca:

How do I explain to people that my hobby is reblogging pictures of Koreans?

irockyursox:

im an unpaid extra in the movie of life

katrus:

tonynsteve:

ipartiedwithjoshfranceschi:

squidkneee:

if i had a dollar for every minute ive ever spent on the internet only god knows where id be right now

Probably still on the internet

but I’d be lying in a fucking huge pile of money while on the internet

internet shopping 

nahshaw:

i went out to eat lunch with my mom and i forgot what a knife was called so i asked the waitress for “one of those things that you use to stab people with” 

Cakes in Yodobashi Umeda by sanmai

(Source: doriimer)

strawberry-taffy:

me sneakin into yo man’s house

flutterlings:

the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”

watashinosukinahito:

People don’t know about my second identify.

(Source: i-n-s-4-n-e)

bluebeanze:

friendship is so weird???

Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming at them and calling them motherfucker

(Source: homobeans)

fake-mermaid:

how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago

(Source: idyllls)

(Source: creeresrecibir)

(Source: straightupangster)